You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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