My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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