no. you can't hotbox the world.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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