I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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