You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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