my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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