She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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