you have to choose: penises or morals?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
