Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
