Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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