At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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