she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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