You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
