I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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