hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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