new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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