If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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