I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
