sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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