wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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