things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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