Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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