dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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