First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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