I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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