It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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