Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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