What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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