He is an equal opportunity slut.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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