this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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