you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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