Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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