Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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