Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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