no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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