porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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