You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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