I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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