Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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