Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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