And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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