Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
