sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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