dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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