I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There r osticjed everywhere
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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