420 ftw
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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