Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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