I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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