found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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