Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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