All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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